Yes, it’s a lamp. No, I didn’t make it myself! But I did get back after Christmas to find that it wasn’t working. I changed the bulb, but nope, still nothing. I, of course, immediately went into ‘Oh great, it’s buggered! How am I going to get rid of a massive floor lamp? How am I going to cart another one home?’ mode, but my mum suggested checking to see whether the plug had a fuse. It did! So I went and bought a pack of fuses, and (with a little help from Dad on the phone) I changed the fuse and hoorah, the lamp works!